Zoolander
2001 · 89 MIN · IMDB 6.5 · 304,027 VOTES · DIR. Ben Stiller
Overview
Clear the runway for Derek Zoolander, VH1's three-time male model of the year. His face falls when hippie-chic Hansel scooters in to steal this year's award. The evil fashion guru Mugatu seizes the opportunity to turn Derek into a killing machine. It's a well-designed conspiracy and only with the help of Hansel and a few well-chosen accessories like Matilda can Derek make the world safe for male models everywhere.
Dialogue Timeline — 996 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:40 Here, in Malaysia, there is a sense of euphoria
00:03:21 And "Le Tigre". It's a lot softer. It's more of a catalogue look.
00:06:12 You got that right! Maury Ballstein - Balls Models.
00:08:59 Hansel.
00:13:56 You know what could help with these important issues?
00:18:23 I could have my own institute.
00:21:35 I'm so tired. No, Todd. Not now.
00:25:32 Mugatu's making an offer you won't believe. You got to get back.
00:28:44 Let's get this model on his way.
00:32:40 Hey, there, Derek. My name is Little Kleatus.
00:35:26 The world does not revolve around you
00:38:48 Oh, yeah? I've never even heard of it.
00:42:44 Playschool, baby.
00:47:38 - It's not important. - Are you a ghost?
00:50:23 Think about any photo shoot you've ever been on.
00:52:56 And?
00:55:51 What with all the intrigue you guys have been dealing with.
00:58:59 OK, what's a while? Like eight days?
01:02:01 No, I just had a really late party last night.
01:04:46 - Or should I say, Jacob Moogberg. - What?
01:08:05 Roger.
01:13:15 That's bullshit. Listen up, everyone.
01:15:56 If you can't get the job done, then I will.
01:25:22 English (en)
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed996
Dialogue density11.2 lines / min
First line00:00:40
Final line01:25:22
Production Record
DirectorBen Stiller
LanguageEnglish
Budget$28,000,000
Revenue$60,780,981
IMDb votes304,027