Zoolander
2001 · 89 MIN · IMDB 6.5 · 304,027 VOTES · DIR. Ben Stiller
Overview
Clear the runway for Derek Zoolander, VH1's three-time male model of the year. His face falls when hippie-chic Hansel scooters in to steal this year's award. The evil fashion guru Mugatu seizes the opportunity to turn Derek into a killing machine. It's a well-designed conspiracy and only with the help of Hansel and a few well-chosen accessories like Matilda can Derek make the world safe for male models everywhere.
Dialogue Timeline — 996 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:40 Here, in Malaysia, there is a sense of euphoria
00:03:18 - It's impressive. - And then there's "Ferrari".
00:06:03 Actually, it's not yet perfected. But I can tell you that it's called "Magnum".
00:08:49 I care desperately about what I do.
00:13:40 Derek, what people?
00:18:05 Go back home? You're overreacting.
00:21:10 I won't let you down. I promise.
00:24:42 You're more dead to me than your dead mother.
00:28:07 Let me show you...
00:31:48 I want you to relax.
00:34:43 - What? - I can't sleep with you.
00:37:57 - You rule. - Thanks, Paris. I appreciate that.
00:40:54 - Good luck. Kick Hansel's ass. - Thanks, Rico. I'll try.
00:46:29 There have got to be some people out there just like you, who can't...
00:49:12 Get over...
00:51:47 And I hear "Magnum" will blow us all away.
00:54:48 Hide out here as long as you want.
00:57:18 and flip through my mom's "Vogue" and "Glamour".
01:00:46 I've never been to Mount Vesuvius.
01:03:11 ...not us.
01:06:42 They'll make you kill the Eurasian dude.
01:09:04 I know it was you Maury.
01:14:20 Jig's up, Mugatu.
01:17:52 Hi. I'm former male supermodel, Derek Zoolander.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed996
Dialogue density11.2 lines / min
First line00:00:40
Final line01:17:52
Production Record
DirectorBen Stiller
LanguageEnglish
Budget$28,000,000
Revenue$60,780,981
IMDb votes304,027