Zoolander 2

00:00:05 In the beginning

00:00:06 there was nothing.

00:00:08 An infinite void.

00:00:13 everything known to man came into being.

00:00:19 The Big Bang.

00:00:20 The birth of time itself.

00:00:25 A beauty that created infinite galaxies.

00:00:28 Galaxies that would one day create the unimaginable.

00:00:35 But even more incredible

00:00:38 the human brain.

00:00:42 The pinnacle of billions of years of evolution.

00:00:50 And the ability to ponder life's most ancient riddles.

00:00:55 Why are we here?

00:01:05 Or the one question that has puzzled mankind since the beginning of time:

00:01:14 If God exists

00:01:15 why did he make ugly people?

00:01:22 No, Derek, 2-Lander.

00:01:24 It's like a pun.

00:01:28 Fine, how about:

00:01:32 Zoolander, I-I?

00:01:34 No, Zoolander 2.

00:01:36 But I'm not Italian.

00:01:39 Jesus...

00:01:41 It's insane.