Zookeeper
2011 · 102 MIN · IMDB 5.2 · 67,090 VOTES · DIR. Frank Coraci
Overview
Kindhearted Griffin Keyes is one of the best-loved caretakers at the Franklin Park Zoo, but he's more comfortable with the animals than with females of his own species as proven by his failed marriage proposal to the self-absorbed Stephanie several years ago. The animals have listened to Griffin pine over her for years and, after she reappears in his life, they decide to help Griffin rekindle the relationship and become the alpha male she wants him to be. They inadvertently reveal their secret ability to talk and, after Griffin's initial shock, teach him the rules of courtship, animal-style. Surprisingly, the animals' advice really works and Griffin is about to get everything he's ever dreamed of--or is he?
Dialogue Timeline — 1,436 lines
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00:00:43 - It's beautiful, right? - It's great.
00:05:28 Hey. How did it go with the tire swing?
00:08:26 - Okay, that feels good. - Yeah.
00:11:55 Seeing him tonight and up there in his little uniform and ....
00:15:42 Okay. Here we go.
00:18:33 Okay, that's the captivity talking.
00:22:42 He didn't... ? Wasn't saying anything, did he?
00:26:02 It's like watching a fight between two beanbag chairs.
00:29:33 Get those paws up. That's what we do.
00:32:27 - I'm sorry? - I didn't attack him.
00:35:42 Be a man. Snap it.
00:39:12 Cut her from the herd. That's a good call, Joe.
00:43:42 "In the wild"? You were born in captivity, Joe.
00:47:12 Please?
00:52:49 And if that doesn't work, assume attack position.
00:57:17 Okay, everybody, I know tonight isn't about me...
01:03:14 And what do you say we drop the moves and we settle this like men?
01:06:41 Not in the mood, hammer thumbs.
01:10:27 You got a bat in the cave. Yeah, she got a booger.
01:15:19 That I took a job working for my brother at his dealership.
01:20:28 - You too? - Yeah.
01:24:33 - Chintoko. - Either, I don't like them.
01:29:31 Oh, you...
01:36:36 All right, all right, be careful.