Zookeeper
2011 · 102 MIN · IMDB 5.2 · 67,090 VOTES · DIR. Frank Coraci
Overview
Kindhearted Griffin Keyes is one of the best-loved caretakers at the Franklin Park Zoo, but he's more comfortable with the animals than with females of his own species as proven by his failed marriage proposal to the self-absorbed Stephanie several years ago. The animals have listened to Griffin pine over her for years and, after she reappears in his life, they decide to help Griffin rekindle the relationship and become the alpha male she wants him to be. They inadvertently reveal their secret ability to talk and, after Griffin's initial shock, teach him the rules of courtship, animal-style. Surprisingly, the animals' advice really works and Griffin is about to get everything he's ever dreamed of--or is he?
Dialogue Timeline — 1,436 lines
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00:00:43 - It's beautiful, right? - It's great.
00:05:23 Hey, Tony.
00:08:11 - This is Venom, he is our reptile guy. - Hey.
00:11:32 You still got a thing for her, don't you?
00:14:29 Bye, Floyd.
00:18:01 The girl's gonna be here tomorrow and she's interested.
00:21:14 Joe.
00:25:19 I would tell you this. You have nice calves.
00:28:52 - Kodiak model? - She's technically a model.
00:31:13 We'll look at the giraffe now.
00:34:32 Pee-pee. Smell, scent, chemistry, pheromones.
00:37:42 Taped to the door, next to the picture of that kayak I'm getting...
00:42:01 - Hey. - Oh, Grif.
00:45:08 And this, to sweeten it.
00:50:10 You got it.
00:54:18 Oh, I had a little dust-up with the copperhead.
00:58:48 Wait. I can do this one. Hold me, grab me.
01:04:24 That's how I met Karen.
01:07:53 I heard what happened.
01:11:28 - Hey, siegfried, where's Roy? - What?
01:16:15 If you wanna quit, I'm not gonna stand in your way.
01:21:13 Tragic misread of situation.
01:25:31 And I know I let you down.
01:30:08 Get in.