Zombie Strippers!

00:00:30 George W. Bush has won his fourth consecutive term as president...

00:03:26 Nothing like a good challenge.

00:05:19 ...deteriorate at an exponential rate from host to host.

00:09:34 Sir, the com phone...

00:16:04 Bitch.

00:18:44 Tired of that same old lap dance?

00:21:51 Remember the Alamo. Davy Crockett.

00:23:50 ...midnight cow-tippers and Internet explorers...

00:28:32 I was.

00:35:03 - No. - No, thank you.

00:37:18 How you say?

00:39:47 But leftovers still alive.

00:45:00 You look at me like you know me. I'm from East Lo. I'm crazy.

00:50:05 Flesh.

00:53:33 Damn, that chick's as cold as the dead flesh...

00:56:38 You got nothing until you can do what those zombie bitches out there can do.

00:59:57 In the end it's all the same.

01:06:21 Right, right.

01:08:34 Like badges.

01:11:29 - Foamy Chewbacca? - No.

01:15:05 - Maybe we could work together, huh? - Okay.

01:20:40 Oh, shit, couldn't you give me something easier?

01:23:17 Hey, major.

01:26:14 Son of a bitch.