Zack and Miri Make a Porno

00:00:34 You little motherfucker!

00:06:26 Ain't that some shit?

00:09:39 but I was talking about September's. Tell me this doesn't rock.

00:13:26 Were you the one they called Stinky Linky?

00:17:58 - That's amazing. - Don't ever get married.

00:21:39 hoping to seduce you and bring you back to my apartment

00:24:53 You don't know how to ease people into this situation.

00:29:10 No one wants me around their food. Would you eat food that I gave you?

00:32:38 I mean, this could give us a chance to pay off our debt, pay our bills

00:36:20 I wanna fuck him.

00:40:12 not be ridiculously filthy and off-putting

00:43:33 Fair for everyone else who is fucking more than one person

00:48:26 We rented this place for a month from Mr. Jenkins.

00:52:46 I'm calling the Humane Society.

00:57:44 Let's give a hand to our hotties with the bodies from last night.

01:01:55 - It was so awesome. - Awesome, yeah.

01:06:33 Deacon.

01:11:12 at which yours truly was a guest star, thank you very much.

01:17:12 Then why are you here?

01:21:24 - Dude' check it out. Ooh. - Oh, shit.

01:25:07 - Why don't you, uh, head downstairs? - Oh, okay.

01:29:18 and how I was too much of a fucking pussy

01:32:49 - The Dutch rudder? - Yeah, it's ingenious, right?

200:00:00 Honey' you are, like...