Zack and Miri Make a Porno

00:00:34 You little motherfucker!

00:06:17 - Why is he so fucking high-strung? - "Fuck off, I tell you. Very good."

00:09:28 You're just a guy who likes to fuck his flashlight.

00:12:56 I'm thinner, though' right? A little?

00:17:14 Ooh, heh, heh.

00:21:06 More erotic and with less women.

00:24:17 - You are totally in love, aren't you? - Zachary' we are.

00:28:24 Okay. Families.

00:31:43 like if we got way too drunk one night and accidentally fucked, you know?

00:35:18 Whichever one wanted to fuck the guy who taped the varsity games.

00:38:37 - No. - Wow.

00:42:11 Guys' this isn't a literal adaptation here.

00:46:42 Why the fuck do you think I started hanging out with you?

00:50:29 It's time I go back to my regular life

00:55:37 - I kiss the muscle. - You kiss the muscle.

01:00:10 Uh-huh.

01:03:54 - Aren't you gonna take your shirt off? - I'm just gonna open it.

01:08:33 Yeah.

01:12:56 You don't say.

01:18:21 You're not my boyfriend, so why are we having this conversation right now?

01:22:34 Yes, thank you very much. I appreciate that.

01:25:56 Roll the film for the man, please, so we can see what he thinks.

01:30:18 - Oh, shit. - I don't wanna be with anyone but you.

01:36:25 First, you'll meet for a consultation with one of our romance-ologists