Yours, Mine & Ours
2005 · 90 MIN · IMDB 5.5 · 31,110 VOTES · DIR. Raja Gosnell
Overview
Admiral Frank Beardsley returns to New London to run the Coast Guard Academy, his last stop before a probable promotion to head the Guard. A widower with eight children, he runs a loving but tight ship, with charts and salutes. The kids long for a permanent home. Helen North is a free spirit, a designer whose ten children live in loving chaos, with occasional group hugs. Helen and Frank, high school sweethearts, reconnect at a reunion, and it's love at first re-sighting. They marry on the spot. Then the problems start as two sets of kids, the free spirits and the disciplined preppies, must live together. The warring factions agree to work together to end the marriage.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,230 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:09 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Move it! Move it! Move it!
00:04:04 I will love you forever. This is cute, huh?
00:06:20 Okay, can you please explain to me...
00:10:30 I thought you weren't interested in Max.
00:13:13 - Well, I'm having dinner with my... - Hi, Frank. Max Algrant.
00:16:56 Max? You think I'm with Max? No.
00:20:28 Okay, come on, guys. Come on, come on, group hug. Come on.
00:23:58 I have a plan.
00:27:31 Well, look on the bright side.
00:30:15 - Christina. - Ethan.
00:33:14 - Nice towel, Christina. - Yeah, cute boxers, William.
00:36:21 Give it back.
00:39:25 Okay.
00:43:38 Stop! Hey!
00:47:19 - Hey, I wanna do it! - I wanna do it!
00:50:35 And don't think that the brass hasn't noticed.
00:53:29 I guess we'll be doing a little extra cleaning, too.
00:56:28 Then I think that I'm sleeping somewhere else.
00:59:41 That's funny.
01:03:11 - What's going on, baby? - What are you doing?
01:06:58 Disappointed?
01:11:33 Yeah, why don't you go home to your shoe?
01:15:01 This is our last move.
01:19:55 Dad, we have a confession.