Yours, Mine & Ours
2005 · 90 MIN · IMDB 5.5 · 31,110 VOTES · DIR. Raja Gosnell
Overview
Admiral Frank Beardsley returns to New London to run the Coast Guard Academy, his last stop before a probable promotion to head the Guard. A widower with eight children, he runs a loving but tight ship, with charts and salutes. The kids long for a permanent home. Helen North is a free spirit, a designer whose ten children live in loving chaos, with occasional group hugs. Helen and Frank, high school sweethearts, reconnect at a reunion, and it's love at first re-sighting. They marry on the spot. Then the problems start as two sets of kids, the free spirits and the disciplined preppies, must live together. The warring factions agree to work together to end the marriage.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,230 lines
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00:01:09 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Move it! Move it! Move it!
00:04:08 Yes, thank you. This one is great.
00:06:27 Phoebe, what guy could possibly deal with all of this?
00:10:40 Oh, there it is. Thanks, Phoebe.
00:13:25 I didn't want my kids growing up in the whole...
00:17:17 Oh, Frank, I'm sorry.
00:21:17 plus the pig. All present and accounted for.
00:24:36 It's just a figure of speech.
00:27:59 - Why don't you shut up, loser? - "Shut up" is a bad word.
00:31:09 - Hey. - Hi.
00:34:10 I'll take the talking stick.
00:36:55 The other one! The other lever!
00:40:49 - Good. - Well, lockdown won't be necessary.
00:44:58 - I'm scared. - Don't be scared, Aldo. Don't be scared.
00:48:40 - Fire! Ready! Fire! - Frank.
00:51:41 - Okay. Well, then I think you're set. - Thank you.
00:54:41 - Where's my fake alligator skin? - We thought we'd surprise you.
00:58:16 You're really sick.
01:01:11 You know, Frank, being Commandant, you'll be at sea...
01:04:48 Come on.
01:08:49 You know what? Just please go. Just go.
01:13:38 Look, just 'cause you and Mom had a little fight...
01:18:02 because you were so mad when we cleaned it up.
03:00:02 and falling, air humidity 76%.