Your Excellency
1967 · 134 MIN · IMDB 7.1 · 664 VOTES · DIR. Miguel M. Delgado
Overview
Lopitos, who is horribly inefficient but quick-witted, is invited (because of the current ambassador's superstition about 13 sitting down to a meal) to a banquet attended by the ambassadors of both superpowers. After the news of a series of coups d'état in Los Cocos arrives throughout the meal, Lopitos becomes the official ambassador. At a summit of world leaders, the representatives of the two world superpowers court the allegiances of third-world diplomats to tilt the balance of global power in their favor. The last diplomat to remain unaligned, Lopitos instead harangues the superpowers for infringing on the rights of developing countries to self determination, talking to them with his point of view as a citizen not as ambassador because he arranged his demise as ambassador one day before his speech.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,423 lines
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00:02:17 You'll meet two countries: Pepeslavia and the Cocos Republic.
00:08:50 - Good morning, Lopitos. - Good morning, Lolita.
00:13:02 But the Red Ones are not poor at all.
00:17:41 That's why you are so appreciated, loved, remembered...
00:23:09 Good morning, admiral. Killer of the sea...
00:28:25 And not precisely for a country where they have coconuts...
00:33:13 When I get it, I'll climb trees just for the fun of it.
00:40:41 Yes, sir.
00:47:36 Now that we are exchanging, let's exchange meats.
00:52:51 I'm sorry. Good morning, ambassador.
00:57:29 I don't care about your procedures. I just need his vote.
01:02:59 Hero of 100 battles.
01:08:32 But you're always trying to get ahead.
01:13:02 Ambassador López is not going to be a piece of cake.
01:19:28 The Caramba ambassador.
01:26:16 - You could have told her that. - I'm nobody to interfere.
01:30:56 And the princess went to the priest and told him:
01:35:47 Tell the butler I won't be dining here tonight.
01:43:05 Order! Silence! Silence!
01:48:05 Silence, please!
01:55:31 Now one single vote...
02:00:31 ...we can say we jumped over the fence.
02:05:37 What do we want tanks and weapons for...
04:30:06 At 7:00 we'll attend the reception...