Young Sheldon — S05E14 — A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles

00:00:02 Scientific rivalries are a fact of life.

00:00:55 IQ: 162.

00:02:11 - Linkletter. - Ah. Got it. Continue.

00:03:00 Excellent.

00:03:44 Twenty on pump four, please.

00:04:26 He's trying to approximate the cosmic background radiation

00:05:30 Oh, man.

00:06:29 I'm not. You are.

00:07:18 You were the one who blabbed first.

00:07:53 What makes you qualified to lead our project?

00:08:48 Whoa, whoa. Pump your brakes.

00:09:31 The... The second one.

00:10:10 I guess a dishwasher might be nice.

00:10:59 I don't speak Mandarin.

00:11:59 I'm not sure. But you are wearing lip gloss and seem to have good hygiene.

00:12:46 - Splurge for once. - It's so extravagant.

00:13:41 Most girls you find crying in the school bathroom, that was it.

00:14:26 Well, too bad, because they're not going away.

00:15:13 'Cause I still light up after a roll in the hay.

00:16:00 I said I'd buy your drinks.

00:16:57 if we spend it on something fun.

00:17:45 people kept assuming I was the president's secretary.

00:18:51 - -

00:19:44 Ooh, it beeped. Look up "beep."