You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Name: You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Director: Dennis Dugan
Released: 2008
Duration: 113 min
Rating: 5.6
Cast: Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Nick Swardson, Lainie Kazan

2008 · 113 MIN · IMDB 5.6 · 219,792 VOTES · DIR. Dennis Dugan

Overview

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,622 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:02:12 You don't mess with the Zohan!

00:07:25 Well, if you want to have fun with us, we're right next door.

00:13:47 Sorry. It's for the cause.

00:20:48 You know, he actually doesn't come in too often.

00:25:18 - I'll run you. - What are you doing!

00:28:45 But look at the tits. These will bounce nice for you.

00:32:53 - I can imagine. - I don't want a haircut.

00:37:23 But he got too comfortable here.

00:41:40 That could be a while.

00:46:01 Oh, shit!

00:52:17 I'll get to you all soon as I'm all the way done with Mrs. Skitzer.

00:57:36 Okay. You're lucky I'm in good mood. I'll let you off the hook.

01:01:13 - You like softball! - Of course, I love softball.

01:05:29 He think I have nice curls that go well with a full face.

01:09:24 They say you can make bomb from everyday's material. You combine.

01:13:51 Don't be afraid, honey. Don't be afraid.

01:17:37 ...with its own 300-foot roller coaster.

01:21:27 Okay, but which! He have, like, 200.

01:25:51 No, I don't care. I come here to start new life.

01:32:42 Yeah, people used to boo you too, John, you remember!

01:36:56 Please, add me as a friend.

01:41:38 People don't like us.

01:45:37 Okay, checking the width.

02:00:00 It can't be much longer.

Cast & Characters

Adam Sandler Zohan John Turturro Phantom Emmanuelle Chriqui Dalia Nick Swardson Michael Lainie Kazan Gail Ido Mosseri Oori Rob Schneider Salim Dave Matthews James Michael Buffer Walbridge Charlotte Rae Mrs. Greenhouse

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,622

Dialogue density14.4 lines / min

First line00:02:12

Final line02:00:00

Production Record

DirectorDennis Dugan

LanguageEnglish

Budget$90,000,000

Revenue$204,313,400

IMDb votes219,792