You Don't Mess with the Zohan
2008 · 113 MIN · IMDB 5.6 · 219,792 VOTES · DIR. Dennis Dugan
Overview
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,622 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:02:12 You don't mess with the Zohan!
00:07:21 Zohan, what are you doing! The girls are here.
00:12:43 But I will never disappear.
00:20:15 - Hey, you forgot these. - Those are for you, my friend.
00:24:52 - Come on, dear. - I've been working longer than Hamdi.
00:28:04 - All right, fine, I'll go to the disco. - Okay.
00:32:07 I'm good at this.
00:36:23 I can no let you do this. You want to be hair homo.
00:40:34 I have cut my own hair and several dogs.
00:44:42 Out of respect for the working.
00:48:55 You care about you. And don't fight in front of the customer.
00:55:53 Yes, please. Thanks.
00:59:48 But, Salim, we are not Jihadim. We don't know for sure that this is him.
01:03:34 Okay, good-looking guy, you take a seat there. You're next.
01:07:28 Of course it's possible, man.
01:11:38 Oh, my God.
01:15:21 - Let's go. - We're supposed to call the police.
01:19:16 Bush, he see the big picture.
01:23:27 I am bringing.
01:28:16 You Israel.
01:34:30 Who's Phantom, a dude trying to be a rapper!
01:38:37 The Israeli burned down my store!
01:42:30 Like this!
01:46:11 I love you too, horny little man. Buy my new album.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,622
Dialogue density14.4 lines / min
First line00:02:12
Final line01:46:11
Production Record
DirectorDennis Dugan
LanguageEnglish
Budget$90,000,000
Revenue$204,313,400
IMDb votes219,792