Yellowbeard

1983 · 96 MIN · IMDB 5.9 · 8,774 VOTES · DIR. Mel Damski

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Overview

For years Yellowbeard had looted the Spanish Main, making men eat their lips and swallow their hearts. Caught and convicted for tax evasion, he's sentenced to 20 years in St. Victim's Prison for the Extremely Naughty. In a scheme to confiscate his fabulous treasure, the Royal Navy allows him to escape and follows him, where saucy tarts, lisping demigods and some awful puns and punishments await.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,127 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:02:40 Now I am the richest person in the world.
00:07:30 But he never found out where you hid the treasure, did he?
00:10:34 Last time I read a book, I was raped.
00:14:47 - Mr. Yellowbeard. - Captain to you, you scum.
00:18:09 - But only after I copied it. - Where's the copy?
00:21:09 and his clothing gave off the unmistakable fibrous crackling sound...
00:24:22 Do you follow me?
00:27:15 What? And take you along?
00:29:57 Possibly ineffective when taken through the mouth.
00:32:27 - Oh, my! - Oh, hell.
00:36:47 Okay, get that one in there! Shove him in good, please.
00:40:39 Wait a minute.
00:44:37 it is our urgent task...
00:48:42 It must have been that shark what jogged my memory.
00:52:13 Me!
00:56:20 Talk about clear horizons, this is it.
00:59:25 - Carpenters to action! - Carpenters to action!
01:04:04 Of course, Your Outrageousness.
01:09:00 or capture them now?
01:12:37 to enter heaven more rapidly than they would of their own accord.
01:16:00 That is pathetic!
01:19:51 I don't think you've met my father.
01:24:06 Right, right.
01:26:43 Congratulations, Father.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,127
Dialogue density11.7 lines / min
First line00:02:40
Final line01:26:43

Production Record

DirectorMel Damski
LanguageEnglish
Budget$10,000,000
Revenue$4,300,000
IMDb votes8,774