Yellowbeard
1983 · 96 MIN · IMDB 5.9 · 8,774 VOTES · DIR. Mel Damski
Overview
For years Yellowbeard had looted the Spanish Main, making men eat their lips and swallow their hearts. Caught and convicted for tax evasion, he's sentenced to 20 years in St. Victim's Prison for the Extremely Naughty. In a scheme to confiscate his fabulous treasure, the Royal Navy allows him to escape and follows him, where saucy tarts, lisping demigods and some awful puns and punishments await.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,127 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:02:40 Now I am the richest person in the world.
00:07:33 No! Nor will he ever.
00:10:47 What about him?
00:15:05 You see, 20 years ago...
00:18:34 That may be why he's a bit odd...
00:21:54 Wait a minute. Somebody did pop in and rape me.
00:25:25 - Indeed. - There you are, Lambourn.
00:27:49 Yes, I could be useful. I could, I could, I could. What could I do?
00:30:43 - You've met your father then. - Yes.
00:33:43 Come on, Mansell. We'll be needing Mrs. Beard.
00:38:17 Any volunteers just lie down on the ground with your eyes shut.
00:42:36 On your knees!
00:46:58 Oh, no!
00:50:18 I came to tell you that the son of Yellowbeard the pirate is onboard this ship.
00:53:47 East by northeast, Mr. Prostitute.
00:57:58 All right, Mansell, so we'll just sail quietly past, all right?
01:03:04 Triola, I don't think you should see this, my daughter.
01:06:20 Bosun Gilbert.
01:11:29 You may torture me, but it will avail you nothing.
01:14:51 Anyone caught overacting...
01:19:25 Yellowbeard.
01:23:45 Well, as I recall...
01:26:23 ...and stagger and stagger and jump.
05:00:00 and frogs.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,127
Dialogue density11.7 lines / min
First line00:02:40
Final line05:00:00
Production Record
DirectorMel Damski
LanguageEnglish
Budget$10,000,000
Revenue$4,300,000
IMDb votes8,774