Workaholics — S05E06 — Ditch Day

00:00:01 Nachos and guacamole like chipotle

00:00:45 Karl, bud, it's too early for this. What's all this stuff, man?

00:01:32 - - Yay!

00:02:27 Don't open it. It says it right there.

00:03:16 It's thousands. Not "grousands."

00:04:05 Maybe you piss yourself, or maybe you puke on your shirt...

00:05:00 someone has come to me bitching and moaning about a new problem.

00:06:08 If no one comes in the office, the heat'll be off us.

00:06:47 So I'll see you guys there?

00:07:41 So, what? Are these volunteers, or you... You hired people?

00:08:28 Where this drank at?

00:09:26 Watch me stack mad cool points

00:10:22 Listen, I've been reading a lot about the Mayans, okay?

00:11:30 He's jamming though. You don't hear this?

00:12:21 He almost got the box...

00:13:18 Of course. And I'm sorry about before... The staring.

00:14:15 I'm gonna tell her that you have a monster wang.

00:15:31 Adam. It's not...

00:16:09 Okay, I'm not kidding. You give me that box.

00:17:06 'Cause you, like... It's a common measurement in drugs.

00:18:18 We received complaints about a heavyset Asian man

00:19:22 Ditch day?

00:20:17 I mean... Thanks, Adam.

00:21:14 Dude, I don't wanna... I don't wanna... Okay, man.