Workaholics — S05E03 — Speedo Racer

00:00:03 Hey, guys. Come on.

00:01:13 Thank you, sir. I'll check it.

00:01:56 I'm not going because the guy who runs the event, Troy Torpey,

00:02:45 You just sit in a corner. You watch them.

00:03:32 that you are the freaking top dog of them all, besides me.

00:04:25 So, like, you don't even masturbate to her?

00:05:07 Ders, are you read to...

00:05:50 Asian girl laughing.

00:06:42 Start now, exercises.

00:07:43 He's the one who came up with the term "j'yeah!"

00:08:41 Excuse me. Miss Cruz?

00:09:51 How could the love of my life and my potential wife be the

00:10:31 And you said your girl was Asian.

00:11:19 because she's not a gross alcoholic wine drink for adults.

00:12:14 - Nah. - Get on up here.

00:13:05 Hey, Sherry. What's up?

00:13:49 I don't crank it to her anymore, and you know that.

00:15:05 I'll just... I'll pull it down.

00:16:12 Yeah, and he's fine now.

00:17:03 Zinger!

00:18:17 I'll save Holmvik!

00:19:39 I thought he was kissing me.

00:20:28 Uh...

00:21:15 Oh, she's really cooking.