Workaholics — S05E01 — Dorm Daze

00:00:01 - Ooh, hey. - Hey.

00:00:49 You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta

00:01:41 at the same time, and going like, "You're having fun, this is fun. Look at you."

00:02:26 - some new employees. - Wow, okay.

00:03:16 Stop him. Please stop him.

00:03:59 Fug this shib.

00:04:41 - That was really good. - All right, okay.

00:05:40 Come make phone calls with me

00:06:45 MAN: To be or not to be, that is the question.

00:07:54 Hey, what you did up there was so brave.

00:09:27 And he didn't even bust.

00:10:24 I wouldn't say that. Fluffy's very talented.

00:11:16 Sex objects.

00:12:15 Wow. Okay, pinch me, am I dreaming?

00:13:15 Many of them are confused, young actresses

00:14:02 - My penis, are we? - PROFESSOR: They manipulate women

00:14:56 - Okay. - Okay.

00:15:55 There's an Air Force guy and a Coast Guard guy

00:16:50 Time to get that dick out, homey.

00:17:43 That's it. Coming at ya.

00:18:46 - Man, I'm, like... - Two mad Adams!

00:19:29 Plus, I love to squirt on film.

00:20:17 - Uh-huh, sure. - Like, it's crazy good.

00:21:14 - Let's see that dick, man! -