Workaholics — S03E20 — The Future Is Gnar

00:00:01 - Hi. I'm comedian Tom Green with a special one-time offer.

00:00:50 - It lacks human error.

00:01:47 to undergo a cyborg surgery known as "orientation."

00:02:46 - Ooh!

00:03:31 I will never love you!

00:04:29 - Look, this is what we gotta do.

00:05:11 - There we go. -

00:05:56 I cannot survive in here.

00:06:48 Okay.

00:07:43 -

00:08:36 - After them now!

00:09:26 - What are you— - What are you doing?

00:10:19 - Oh, yeah, no, that's it. That's the probe.

00:11:02 after this one.

00:11:52 Wait, they're coming for me!

00:13:13 Cyborgs are totally different than evil robots, okay?

00:13:59 It's a dirty job, but... somebody's gotta Mike Rowe it.

00:14:50 - All right, now we find Alice,

00:15:40 - Whatever happened to roundhouses, dude?

00:16:52 But no, you had to cause problems.

00:17:56 - Poor Alice, she never got to bang me.

00:19:05 - Yeah, we did it? - Yeah.

00:19:52 he's banging Alice's dead body in the afterlife.

00:21:12 - I'll come back.