Workaholics — S03E17 — The Worst Generation

00:00:02 -

00:00:49 while your tri's might turn into God knows what.

00:01:35 - I guess my grandpa must have taken me off his plan,

00:02:13 He refused to hug me.

00:03:01 - Gun one, gun two...

00:03:58 'cause there's never been any big wars for me to serve in!

00:04:55 They have stories and messages. Here's one now.

00:05:49 - It's fine, Mark. Just fine.

00:06:45 - I mean, what is wrong with young people today, huh?

00:07:46 - I'm gonna launch off this roof at 7 miles per hour

00:08:42 but I am old-fashioned.

00:09:46 - Again?

00:10:54 to save my life.

00:11:41 - Ohhh, yeah, psh. Look at that.

00:12:49 I'll let you have a dance, one song,

00:13:48 - He beat me.

00:14:36 to prove to my grandfather that I'm not a pussy.

00:15:30 I love it when they fight over me.

00:16:15 Uh, just, uh, split the mustache, and...

00:17:21 - George! Hey!

00:18:15 You—ow!

00:19:23 - No, no, it's okay.

00:20:23 It's called the roof-fly-delt-pump.

00:21:18 Jonathan Taylor Thomas.