Workaholics — S03E03 — Fat Cuz

00:00:01 - She's been dead maybe ten minutes.

00:00:53 It's all I've talked about for weeks.

00:02:03 on an iPad in the car on the way to the new office.

00:03:05 and what, I'm supposed to, what,

00:03:55 Because we're working.

00:04:55 - 60 bucks? - What?

00:05:36 What's the disease that old people get

00:06:31 He was just like us— Cool, handsome, gnar.

00:07:32 - You dropped some LBs, huh?

00:08:30 Unfortunately, Ders's micro-machine penis

00:09:21 - Oh, no, you don't. Devin.

00:10:15 - I just said that. This is parking.

00:11:05 - All right, guys, let's go. We got work to do.

00:12:07 You don't eat a man's yogurt. That's all I can eat.

00:13:00 Plus, he's a local hero. - Yeah. He sure is.

00:13:56 - Well, yeah, that would be nice.

00:14:54 - Hey, you know what? I got a better idea.

00:15:45 - Go. - Okay, I'm going.

00:16:29 - Hey, your cuz, he's right.

00:17:23 - Did you break anything? - Nope.

00:18:15 eat some tortas.

00:19:19 - You know, you don't want to get mixed up

00:20:23 for the handi-captains,

00:21:18 I barely know how to rhyme.