Workaholics — S01E10 — In the Line of Getting Fired

00:00:02 - ALL RIGHT, I GOT A SERIOUS QUESTION.

00:00:48 - IT'S WEIRD. GIRLS ARE LIKE, "I'M IMPRESSED BY THAT."

00:01:38 HOW MUCH TO PUNCH YOUR MOTHER IN THE FACE?

00:02:31 THAT WILL AFFECT ALL OF YOUR FUTURES.

00:03:19 - I DO REMEMBER. - OH, GOOD.

00:04:11 SO YOU DO.

00:05:04 YOU WOULDN'T JUST TAKE THE PILLOW, AND...

00:05:48 OH, LOOK, THEY GOT A SPORTS SECTION.

00:06:55 OR MY HEAD AT LEAST. - STOP IT.

00:07:39 LIKE MY IDIOT MOM. - SHOULDN'T SAY THAT.

00:08:29 GONNA MAKE YOU WANNA LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

00:09:23 I REALLY WOULD. I WOULD, I'M YOUR GUY.

00:10:12 - WE CAN WORK WITH THAT.

00:11:07 - WE PLANNED THAT, WE WERE WAITING FOR YOU TO COME IN.

00:11:58 - THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TO DO. - AND THEN GET HIM HOOKED UP

00:12:58 - YOU DO, ACTUALLY. IT'S THE ATTITUDE.

00:13:48 - YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY?

00:15:16 AND I CAN'T REACH HIM.

00:16:08 I WOULD NEVER HAVE REALIZED WHAT I NEED TO DO.

00:17:13 HE'S NEVER GONNA FIND ME IN BARBADOS, OR PRAGUE, OR...

00:18:06 SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE BEING HUNTED AS WE SPEAK.

00:19:05 - YES, THAT'S A GREAT PLAN.

00:20:30 THAT'D BE GREAT AS WELL.

00:21:28 FOR REAL.