Workaholics — S01E08 — To Friend a Predator

00:00:02 - YO.

00:01:09 HI, YEAH, I WANNA REPORT A ROBBERY IN PROGRESS RIGHT NOW.

00:02:16 - "THE SUSPECT WAS APPREHENDED AFTER THE RCPD

00:03:07 - WELL, I TELL THEM THAT I'M 11

00:03:49 HE JUST DOES SWISH. - HE'S A GOOD KID.

00:04:43 - AND THEN CAPITALIZE "COME GET IT."

00:05:34 - HEY.

00:06:23 - WHAT UP? I'M TOPHER.

00:07:26 - YEAH, HE BALLS. - HE BALLS, BIG TIME.

00:08:15 THIS IS JESS, BREE, AND OVER HERE WE GOT SHANNA.

00:09:02 HELLO. OKAY, THAT'S A NUMBER.

00:09:51 - SCHOOL. MIDDLE SCHOOL.

00:10:45 YOU WERE COMING OVER TO OUR HOUSE

00:11:30 LET'S GET SOME MORE DRINKS, YOU GOT THOSE COUPONS, RIGHT?

00:12:16 WHAT DID THIS CREEP LOOK LIKE?

00:13:13 - WE'RE THE DUDES. - YEAH, WE'RE THE DUDES IN IT.

00:14:05 FOR BEING A SEXUAL MAVEN, MAN.

00:15:01 AND OUR FRIEND OVER THERE

00:15:44 - OH, I'M CREEPY AGAIN. RIGHT?

00:16:41 AND THAT'S IT FOR ME. I'LL RETIRE AFTER THAT HAPPENS.

00:17:36 AND HE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOUR FRIEND FROM THE OTHER DAY.

00:18:39 MOTHERFUCKER.

00:19:57 THAT'S A PROMISE.

00:21:07 - ♪ UH, UH UH ♪