Workaholics — S01E05 — Checkpoint Gnarly

00:00:02 - OKAY, SO I CALL IT "BOOZE CHESS."

00:00:50 CHECK IT OUT. BUCKLE UP.

00:01:53 'CAUSE SHE'S WEARING A FAT SUIT?

00:02:43 - YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE, THE SLOPE OF A NECK.

00:03:31 - I KNEW THAT. - I DIDN'T. I DIDN'T.

00:04:13 - YOU'RE 35 AND ALONE. I RUN TRAIN ON CHICKS LIKE YOU.

00:05:07 - NO. - ROGER THAT.

00:05:56 - WE TOLD YOU TO GET THE SNOW CONE MACHINE, MAN.

00:06:46 WE'LL COME BACK TOMORROW AND GET THE CAR.

00:07:34 - LET'S GO! - THE GUY GETS IT.

00:08:38 - NO MORE JOKES.

00:09:39 - WELL, THAT'S NOT A SODA NOW IS IT?

00:10:29 - THEY PROBABLY GOT MY LICENSE PLATE NUMBER!

00:11:14 - WHAT'S A DUAH CHECKPOINT?

00:12:05 I CALL THE SMARTEST GUY I KNOW, CARL.

00:12:49 - "CAMEL FLAGE"? - CAMEL FLAGE.

00:13:30 - IT'S ALL RIGHT. WE GOT THIS HANDLED.

00:14:37 B-RAD, IT'S US, DUDE.

00:15:59 - DERS, WHERE ARE YOU? - WE'RE IN THE CAR.

00:17:00 - THIS IS GOING INSIDE YOUR TIGHT,

00:17:58 - B-RAD, YOU LITERALLY SAVED MY BUTTHOLE'S LIFE, MAN.

00:18:54 - LET'S GO. - GO GO.

00:20:07 I CAN STAY OUT AS LATE AS I WANT.

00:21:19 - SORRY, GOD! - LATER.