Workaholics — S01E02 — We Be Ballin'

2011 · 21 MIN · IMDB 7.4 · 493 VOTES

Workaholics — S01E02 — We Be Ballin' poster

Overview

The guys will stop at nothing to get tickets to a sold-out basketball game, even if it means being dunked in a horchata tank and seeing a grown man's penis.

Dialogue Timeline — 538 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:03 - OH, YEAH. FOR SURE, DUDE. EVERYONE'S GONNA BE THERE.
00:01:04 I MADE $350 AND CARL GAVE ME A DEAL ON THE COAT.
00:01:46 THOSE SCIENTISTS BETTER CHECK THEIR HYPOTENUSES, DUDE.
00:02:44 MAKE ME LOOK COOL, PLEASE?
00:03:32 I WENT 20 POINT IN THE 50, OKAY?
00:04:16 AND I CAN'T HANDLE THAT. NOT NOW. I'M TIPSY RIGHT NOW.
00:05:12 - - WHOA!
00:06:00 - YOU'RE A FAN?
00:06:42 HAMLET. IT'S PAGE SEVEN OR EIGHT.
00:07:41 EVERY SHOW EVER.
00:08:29 - I-I-I CALLED THEM LAST NIGHT. THEY'RE SOLD OUT.
00:09:30 - IT'S A CONTEST TO WIN CLIPPER TICKETS
00:10:35 - OH, MY GOD.
00:11:25 NOT THAT YOU COULD BECAUSE I CAN'T BE DROWNED.
00:12:23 IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE SOME.
00:13:15 - OKAY, BLAKE, HERE'S THE DEAL, BROTHER,
00:14:52 WHO CARES? GET IN HERE.
00:15:44 - IT'S HERE. AHA HA!
00:17:14 WE WILL HAVE FUN. - OKAY. JUNIOR!
00:18:03 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US
00:18:38 - OH, AS FUNNY AS YOUR SEATBELT JOKE?
00:19:39 I AM LOVING THAT COAT.
00:20:29 AND IT'S REAL.
00:21:35 - MM-HMM. WAYMOND. THAI FOOD.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed538
Dialogue density25.6 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:21:35

Production Record

LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes493

Factoids

Episode

Workaholics, season 1, episode 2: We Be Ballin'.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/36994/season/1/episode/2
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