Workaholics — S01E01 — Piss & S**t

00:00:02 - YEAH, BABY! - YES.

00:00:40 - OH, THAT'S NOT LIKE YOU, DUDE.

00:01:15 - DUDE, I SAW IT ON DATELINE.

00:01:58 SHE JUST GOT A TEXT FROM YOU.

00:02:53 IT'S DICK-TEMBE MUTOMBO.

00:03:35 - THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT INK...

00:04:29 - WAIT, THERE'S A DRUG TEST TODAY?

00:05:09 - LOOK, YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT I'M ABOUT.

00:05:51 - THERE HE GOES.

00:06:48 SO, UM, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS IN A LITTLE BIT.

00:07:39 BUT I'LL LET YOU EARN IT.

00:08:42 - WE'RE NOT GONNA DRINK PISS. - NO, THANK YOU.

00:09:25 A CROTCH ROCKET, AND A COOL LEATHER JACKET?

00:10:24 I WILL SELL EVERY DROP OF MY BLOOD FOR MONEY.

00:11:04 - OH, CARL WINSLOW. I FORGOT ABOUT HIM.

00:11:57 THAT MEANS WE SHOULD TAKE EIGHT FOR RESULTS IN TWO.

00:12:48 - WE HAVE CANDY.

00:13:53 STUPID.

00:14:36 - I'M NOT A BOOGER FACE, ASSHOLE.

00:15:33 - HEY, JILLIAN, I GOT A PLAN.

00:16:33 AND IF YOU GO IN THERE, THEN YOU'D BE GAY.

00:19:04 - POOP DOLLAR, BIOTCH!

00:19:57 - IT WAS GREAT DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU.

00:21:08 - TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE.