Women vs. Men

2002 · 88 MIN · IMDB 5.2 · 471 VOTES · DIR. Chazz Palminteri

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Overview

Seeking the excitement that was once part of their married lives, Bruce and Michael slip out one night to a gentleman's club. When their wives, Dana and Brit, discover this boys-night-out activity, the husbands are booted from their homes. In the men's ensuing efforts to get back into their wives' good graces, their previously unspoken views about marriage and women begin to surface to disturbing effect for their wives.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,314 lines

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00:02:25 Michael?
00:06:55 Good question? The woman is in need...
00:10:57 This isn't menopause. It's the two-minute warning.
00:14:02 -What? -A hand job.
00:19:17 Okay, don't overreact because you were already upset about the car.
00:23:03 All right, come on. There's a way out of this.
00:25:51 He sides with her. Always.
00:28:50 When it comes to ejaculating, we're a nation of lawyers.
00:31:47 Calm, calm.
00:34:46 I'm really having an anxiety attack.
00:38:09 -I know you're thinking it. -no, I wasn't.
00:41:21 -No! -Yes.
00:44:49 Files. I keep a file on every woman that I know.
00:47:57 Yeah, then it jumps to shuffleboard.
00:51:15 -your eye's twitching. -no, it's sand.
00:55:42 you know, it's none of my business. I shouldn't laugh.
01:00:31 -I came up here to plead your case. -good, you're dressed for an arbitration.
01:03:41 -Did I say anything about Boca Raton? -no, but--
01:07:11 -Why do you say that? -What she saw.
01:10:29 How does that age? I mean, it's so sad.
01:13:37 It's nothing personal. We're friends, right?
01:17:43 Let's go to Atlantic City.
01:20:49 -you're killing me here. Are you suicidal? -That's it. I'm done with this.
100:00:00 not one for this problem.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,314
Dialogue density14.9 lines / min
First line00:02:25
Final line100:00:00

Production Record

DirectorChazz Palminteri
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes471