Witless Protection

00:00:23 Congratulations on your purchase

00:05:09 Staking out the Krispy Kreme.

00:08:37 I think he's a kidnapper.

00:12:35 driving Suburbans with beautiful hostages

00:17:03 Frickin' evil bastards.

00:20:18 during which, mostly said, I have compiled

00:23:39 I was just fed up with the venality and the chicanery.

00:28:08 who keeps a possum in his glove compartment?

00:31:41 Just keep your hands to yourself

00:34:12 Key yes.

00:37:25 Oh, wait. First you'd have to have an I.Q. above room temperature.

00:42:47 Hold it!

00:47:04 Way to go, Michael Vick.

00:50:40 We need to find out who else is dirty.

00:53:19 Hey, listen, Mark. From now on

00:56:06 What else is on the disk?

00:59:23 Lemonade? It's only 25 cents.

01:02:34 Oh. That was a fear fart.

01:06:38 My wife.

01:10:15 Governor.

01:14:00 Look, why don't you leave the law enforcement

01:19:37 He is falling right into my trap.

01:24:31 Then do the right thing.

01:28:52 The key?