Witless Protection

2008 · 97 MIN · IMDB 3.4 · 6,630 VOTES · DIR. Charles Robert Carner

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Overview

When a small-town sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,573 lines

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00:00:23 Congratulations on your purchase
00:05:14 Laugh it up, you sorry sons of bitches.
00:08:45 She looked like a different B-word to me.
00:13:29 The oil's fine.
00:17:34 Are you trying to imply that you didn't just break wind?
00:20:44 I do say, and in spades.
00:24:23 Let me see that phone.
00:29:23 'Cause that would explain a lot of things.
00:32:29 Yeah, right, uh
00:35:05 Then who?
00:38:23 Their minds are much simpler and less developed?
00:45:04 Paper trail? Big Brother?
00:48:58 What's with him?
00:51:58 Uh, this here is the deputy director of, uh, operations
00:54:49 Oops.
00:57:40 I'll call you back.
01:01:03 We went to the Daytona 500
01:05:18 Have a little class.
01:09:10 Not even a wrinkle.
01:12:48 Boy, she is all woman.
01:18:47 I dream about getting a nut rub
01:23:08 Yes!
01:28:13 you trying to diddle my cousin?
01:31:46 to figure out what I really wanted was just to be with you.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,573
Dialogue density16.2 lines / min
First line00:00:23
Final line01:31:46

Production Record

DirectorCharles Robert Carner
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes6,630