Withnail & I

00:03:10 I'm going for a cup of tea. Do you want one?

00:07:14 I've looked into it. Listen to me! Listen to me!

00:10:32 to have passed my lips in the last 60 hours.

00:14:10 You want me to call what's-his-name and ask him about his house?

00:17:36 He's come in because of this perpetual cold.

00:21:01 Because a gang of cheeroot vendors considered a haircut beyond my abilities.

00:25:10 - Eccentric. - Eccentric? He's insane!

00:28:52 What's all this going off in private business? Why did you tell him I went to Eton?

00:36:16 - This place is uninhabitable. - Give it a chance. It's got to warm up.

00:42:07 Please stop!

00:46:54 It's not my fault if the system doesn't work.

00:51:14 Yes, as a matter of fact, I have.

00:55:22 I'll show the lot of you!

01:00:09 You've even given him the fucking gun.

01:04:17 - I'm not. - Of course you are. Cooking is one of the natural instincts.

01:08:34 Eat some cake, soak up the booze.

01:12:25 Isn't it stimulating, getting back to a basic sort of life for a while?

01:15:43 Vim under the sink.

01:20:54 - To whom? - Faithfulness isn't selective.

01:24:30 That's why he's rejecting me while you're here.

01:28:17 - Get your kit together. We're leaving in half an hour. - Half an hour?

01:35:11 - Are you going to bed now? - No.

01:39:49 You will make it low. Why trust one drug and not the other?

20:00:00 out there on those volcanoes