With Honors

00:00:29 It's 7.:00 a.m., children, and you're listening to Radio-Free Harvard...

00:04:08 ''The Bottomless Well of Need.

00:07:55 Monty, are you okay?

00:11:57 - Great. Glazed doughnut-- - Pristine, glazed doughnut.

00:14:43 Simon B. Wilder, Judge.

00:17:22 Read all about it!

00:20:03 - Check that for you. - Mr. One-Crutch Man.

00:23:11 Please tell me this hard-hearted jerk isn't you.

00:28:40 Yes, they are. They're perfect.

00:32:21 If that's how you feel about it, don't you wear any of my things!

00:35:30 Locking your girlfriend in.

00:39:11 ...and he was sorry he couldn't help with tuition.

00:42:42 ...has it escaped your attention...

00:45:46 A government of listeners, not lecturers.

00:49:59 I know.

00:55:17 Listen, I'd love to make your windows sparkle, but...

01:00:16 - You sure? - I've worked here 32 years. I should know.

01:04:17 The lungs can't expel the fibers and...

01:08:36 All right, so you can't carry a tune, but can you cook?

01:13:18 That's right. Interactive cable's going to save the world.

01:17:30 Harvard.

01:20:38 - What's your major, Marty? - French.

01:24:51 - How are you going to finish it? - I guess I won't.

01:31:55 ''If you want me again look for me under your boot soles.