Wild Wild West

00:00:33 He's a madman!

00:07:23 I'm very flattered, but I'm just not interested.

00:12:00 Bad dog!

00:15:55 I am the President of the United States.

00:18:32 Dismissed.

00:22:20 Let's get on about our President's business, shall we?

00:25:18 Let me tell you something about your art of disguise.

00:28:38 I am Dr. Loveless' personal assistant.

00:32:30 Stupid cowboy!

00:37:03 If you're so special, how come you're looking up here...

00:39:35 Thank you! We had a lovely time!

00:43:07 Since the beginning of written history, a nation's power has been determined...

00:47:45 Let's go, Coleman. Utah.

00:50:40 I'll demonstrate how my design suggestions...

00:53:53 Am I missing something here?

00:59:09 What shall I tell him for you?

01:02:48 I'm the master of the mechanical stuff!

01:05:48 So how did your parents, who I assume were Negro...

01:11:32 We've never been properly introduced. I'm Dr. Arliss Loveless...

01:15:54 Texas, New Mexico, California, Arizona...

01:21:18 His theory states that the air over a bird's wing moves...

01:28:55 Crazy beard. About your height. Seen him?

01:32:09 ...I swear I'm gonna boil you down for axle grease!

01:35:56 Actually, I do, Artie.