Wild West Comedy Show: 30 Days & 30 Nights - Hollywood to the Heartland

00:00:28 -Hello? - Hello, Vince!

00:04:48 Thank you very much, thanks for coming out tonight...

00:08:15 'cause you kinda wrote-- I know you got credit for writing the lines--

00:12:01 The boos become contagious, because once they open the door up for anything...

00:16:15 And it looks like you're feeding me grapes from a frickin' tree.

00:20:06 " Hey you don't know me but you don't like me "

00:24:17 " Now y'all don't know me but you don't like me "

00:28:24 How we doing? You having fun, Ventura?

00:32:32 The lower a ceiling is, the better the laughs. That's pretty much it.

00:36:49 - "Yeah, I guess." - "Well, then blow this place up...

00:41:12 I go a step further, I put a little cologne on mine.

00:45:45 Thanks for leaving me alone on that one, fuckers. All right.

00:50:46 Then he'd turn the corner, right. He'd wanna slap all the girls' hands...

00:55:11 - Doing good. - Sharing one hotel room with four guys...

00:59:20 "That's, like, one of the dumbest dogs you could buy."

01:02:54 I don't think you guys are funny right now.

01:06:27 and then still trying to go on-- go and be funny...

01:10:42 "Slut."

01:14:29 'Cause there's pine cones, all right?

01:18:37 They wanted him to be an engineer, an architect--

01:23:28 -...for the mouth, the filth--the-- - The truck-driver mouth.

01:27:06 "Million dollars, fuck it, I'll close my eyes."

01:31:08 which means they drive slow so you have to read their stupid message.

01:35:22 or see things is always a really mind-opening thing for yourself.