Wieners

00:00:13 And now, back to tte one man in America wto really gets it.

00:03:36 ...I ttink Dr. Dwayne is rigtt.

00:06:17 -...have I been rejected? -Twelve.

00:09:11 Never stood up for himself at all.

00:12:12 Now say, "I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs."

00:15:46 -Check out the getaway sticks on her. -All right.

00:19:53 What did you do to them?

00:23:01 You guys are assholes.

00:27:16 Dude.

00:29:54 I am going to kill every bone in those hippies' bodies.

00:33:27 Nothing? Nothing at all?

00:40:00 Hey. Tuck your ass in, old lady.

00:42:45 Oh, yeah, the kids loved that one.

00:46:13 I did take an oath, with myself, oka--?

00:49:13 Kick him in the damn shin.

00:52:14 Hand me that butter.

00:56:46 So stupid. I don't know what I did, it must've been real bad.

01:00:30 -You don't need-- -Careful with your teeth.

01:03:53 Come on, come on.

01:09:14 What are you looking at?

01:14:10 Ninety-one exit. Next exit.

01:17:26 I came here to say something and I'm gonna say it.

01:20:44 Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Ben.

01:25:01 I'm gonna back up one.