Why Did You Pick On Me?
1980 · 99 MIN · IMDB 5.9 · 2,112 VOTES · DIR. Michele Lupo
Overview
Following the events of The Sheriff and the Satellite Kid, Sheriff Hall and H-725 (using the official identity of Charlie Warren) still get no rest from the military - because the little alien has not yet grasped the meaning of keeping a low profile. They are constantly on the move, and H-725's father has had to pick them out of a tight spot too many times already.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,017 lines
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00:00:21 I precede you, general.
00:04:12 Santa Claus brought presents
00:06:45 Do you realize what you did? You never listen to me.
00:11:28 Here it is. This is all Christmas lunch.
00:17:18 First, because this station is the most up-to-date,
00:19:24 Ah-ha!
00:21:54 So, for that sheriff's place where do I have to go?
00:24:41 is that this is a dump.
00:27:30 as we are used to living that day,
00:31:09 But I think that this time they found who will take off his wings.
00:33:42 The two teams can not overcome each other.
00:35:17 Little Charlie won a great game!
00:39:47 Do you want to end up walking alone?
00:43:36 First of all, the restricted areas must be completely fenced
00:46:11 Do not call me Sheriff, otherwise everyone will notice.
00:48:31 Perfect.
00:56:54 I give you three seconds to disappear.
01:01:24 They really exist, promise it.
01:08:07 - So? - This is my deputy sheriff.
01:12:30 You have done very well to address me.
01:18:14 But how lazy you are! Do not you see that everything is in disarray?
01:24:29 I know that at the right time you will know how to be a man.
01:34:47 Controlled the reaction: I took a fist and a slap.
01:40:16 Who knows why they all come to me?
Cast & Characters
Bud Spencer
Sheriff Hall
Cary Guffey
H7-25
Ferruccio Amendola
Howard
Claudio Undari
Alien Boss
John Bartha
Police Chief
Carlo Reali
Lieutenant Turner
Giancarlo Bastianoni
One of the Brother's Dynamite / Masked Hooligan / Alien
Giovanni Cianfriglia
Alien
Ottaviano Dell'Acqua
Cop
Paolo Figlia
One of the Brother's Dynamite
Lorenzo Fineschi
Second Woodcutter
Lawrence Montaigne
Military Sergeant
Riccardo Pizzuti
First Woodcutter
Larry Quackenbush
Doctor
Sergio Smacchi
Cop
Marco Stefanelli
Cop with black eye
Raffaele Mottola
Man Working for Army (uncredited)
Ted Henning
Military adviser (uncredited)
Burton Slade
Dusty Newman (uncredited)
Bill Crabb
Henry Coleman (uncredited)
Salvatore Basile
Cop in Jail (uncredited)
Edy Biagetti
Bank director (uncredited)
Giuseppe Pedersoli
Passerby greeting the sheriff (uncredited)
Vincenzo Maggio
Cop
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,017
Dialogue density10.3 lines / min
First line00:00:21
Final line01:40:16
Production Record
DirectorMichele Lupo
LanguageItalian
IMDb votes2,112
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