Who's Your Daddy?

00:00:05 Ready? Ok.

00:03:05 Buster, you bad dog, you.

00:07:28 Spring Fling? -Together.

00:11:04 Third base.. -Fingering Brittany!

00:14:51 What are you doing? Not here, dammit! Never here!

00:18:27 Doyle, bad born guy. No donkey.

00:22:13 Good.. different. Yeah, different good.

00:25:36 Son, your parents were..

00:29:39 Honey Mack. -As in the biggest breasts on the planet? Angel of the decade?

00:34:42 Your new mom won't be showing her plumbing to the whole world.

00:38:43 that Chris will be in very capable hands.

00:42:29 and spread wide eagle.. maybe going down with some girl.

00:46:05 It's mine!

00:49:19 Let's play.

00:54:07 I think that's mine. I'm so sorry.

00:58:04 Hi! I didn't know you're gonna be here.

01:03:39 Chris wants to dance with women, who have dumps like a truck.

01:07:59 You do the math. So, today's a no go. But I can send you a couple of signed photos.

01:11:48 Happy birthday to you!

01:16:06 I was thinking a lot about us. -Those assholes are blaming me.

01:19:48 You are a teenager. How should I say this? Who's mommy and daddy did not love him quite enough, got rid of him

01:24:45 Explain, why are you here? -I was just in the neighbourhood.

01:29:03 We've got a mission.

01:33:15 I haven't cast my vote yet.