Who's Your Daddy?

00:00:05 Ready? Ok.

00:03:05 Buster, you bad dog, you.

00:07:34 Not like as a date or anything.

00:11:28 It was harsh! Even Prof. Torkenbush started laughing.

00:15:05 I am not about to graduate as a wimper.

00:18:51 Your dad locks his closet? -So I pulled a total Bond, sneaked in and grabbed it.

00:22:50 Umm, well... good chat.

00:26:00 I mean afterall, your biological mother beeing a stripper and practically a prostitute

00:30:13 Not so fast. We're not signing anything, until we have a lawyer look over it.

00:35:18 Those are my parents? -How awesome is that!

00:39:22 This can't be good. -Mack? What in god's name..

00:43:31 You must have gotten my letters. You must have gotten my letters.

00:46:47 I am simply here to smooth the transition to you.

00:51:29 I just stopped by to check on you. And all this week has been pretty crazy.

00:55:28 I hope you'll like it.

00:59:46 Stand on the X, chin up, smile.

01:05:36 By the way, there's towels there if you should need them.

01:09:14 If we take a fraction of the number and divide it into quarters.. Mr. Hughes?

01:13:11 Shit! I was gonna go see Brittany tonight. -Watch your language! -Happy birthday mom.

01:17:34 Guess this is one of those fancy new digital phones, huh?

01:21:26 Miss Daisy is getting impatient.

01:26:30 You literate horny men. -Well, better to be exposed to the brilliant radiance of Kate Reeves?

01:31:38 Boy, you are way out of line, and you do not have the floor. These are all false accusations.

01:37:10 Was it as good for you as it was for me?