Who Made the Potatoe Salad?

00:00:49 WOMAN ON RADIO: Ocean five, ocean five, be advised, your suspects are close by.

00:04:34 Check it out, write it down. Wait until sunset

00:08:59 I can borrow a cup of sugar from any white family on this block.

00:13:39 So, Mike, how's work?

00:16:36 I used to get my serve on in that motherfucker, pushing big weight.

00:19:33 Shit. Goddamn hot mix.

00:23:27 (YELLING CONTINUES)

00:27:14 - This is my wife, Mookie. - Hi! It's nice to meet you.

00:30:20 Toothpaste, lotion, soap, mouthwash, breath mints.

00:33:30 - Sure is. - Fifteen.

00:36:40 Fat bastard. That's how we're gonna play?

00:40:32 - No, I said what set you from? - Set? I don't follow you.

00:44:29 They say it helps keep us grounded in reality.

00:47:53 MALIK: Nigga, you gonna jack it off for me?

00:52:48 Have a look at all the senior sexy in here.

00:57:19 Yeah, you know, everybody was out there waiting for the goddamn turkey

01:00:51 - Four life sentences. I think so. - Oh, goodness!

01:04:24 - I'm afraid I don't eat pork, ma'am. - Don't eat pork?

01:07:15 You know what, son of a bitch? I'm gonna tell you one goddamn thing.

01:10:22 the little motherfucker was going to be trouble.

01:14:26 Come on!

01:19:56 Isn't civil rights and equal opportunity

01:24:46 As long as you don't stage no more fake robberies in my goddamn house.

01:29:19 Thinking about you, always.