Whitney Cummings: I Love You

00:00:08 Ladies and gentlemen

00:02:39 Little things, you know?

00:05:03 "You, too", and finally you're just like "Fuck you!"

00:06:59 Like we don't always have sex with you guys

00:09:12 You think I enjoy Googling your ex-girlfriend

00:11:09 I'm going to hang out with my boyfriend

00:13:24 Like things that would put you in an insane asylum.

00:15:30 Like to him it's like...

00:17:39 but I think there are a lot of things

00:19:38 Nothing.

00:21:25 We don't care...

00:23:22 I also don't like it because I feel like when I do

00:25:32 Like you guys don't know about the voices.

00:27:56 ask guys what they're thinking, you know?

00:30:04 sometimes because we have more to think about, you know.

00:32:07 I don't think that's true.

00:34:03 I don't know, man.

00:35:45 Where all the waiters were like in Speedos and shit

00:38:00 So funny to me because

00:40:20 You've got to be relaxed.

00:42:48 See, nobody told me that we had a vote in that.

00:45:27 You know, there's so much to look at, yeah.

00:47:43 What do you... what are you do... Are you cleaning it off

00:49:35 You've got to make sure everything's, you know, safe.