When Do We Eat?

00:01:21 God's a fairy tale.

00:04:07 Yes, you should.

00:06:59 Oh, really? First Seder in three years, and your wife forgot the matzo?

00:10:33 That's too bad, because you know last time we all got together, it was such a treat.

00:13:53 Don't worry, Princess, I run the world's fastest Seder.

00:17:03 Ira, shush.

00:20:48 But you know what? I don't need an apology.

00:24:23 - Peg, just light the damn candles. - All right. Fine.

00:27:11 Later, when I go wash my hands, the kids will hide it.

00:29:56 Your career doesn't exactly send sparks back to God

00:32:53 No, he hasn't seen the doctor yet.

00:36:48 Hate fuels the sinful impulse.

00:40:12 But we already kissed.

00:43:18 For dinner, growing impatient. I feel you. I got it, dude. Your turn.

00:47:20 Jennifer?

00:51:00 of all those bastards could kill us here and now, they would.

00:55:04 This guy... God bless him... he is, you know, tragic.

00:59:50 Let us therefore sing before Him a new song.

01:03:16 They wanted to find something wrong. All of you did.

01:08:39 Who'd I miss?

01:12:07 The Rebbe says...

01:14:58 You're enslaved to not being me.

01:18:13 Wait till you get to know him. He's a regular yutz.

01:22:39 Ethan.