What We Do in the Shadows — S04E05 — Private School
2022 · 25 MIN · IMDB 8.6 · 1,012 VOTES · DIR. Kyle Newacheck
Overview
The vampires endure the private school admissions interview process.
Dialogue Timeline — 607 lines
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00:00:05 - - NANDOR: Huh?
00:01:06 or an energy vampire.
00:02:25 - But he's not a normal kid. - NADJA: Mm.
00:03:23 have to worry about rubbing shoulders
00:04:16 Then it's like, "Oh, Nandor,
00:05:25 And have you seen the new MrBeast video
00:06:26 - SEAN: Stop struggling, you little rascal. -
00:07:21 You are not a vampire,
00:08:14 A four-year program isn't for everyone.
00:09:17 Who are we gonna say the parents are?
00:10:06 - ♪ He's nine. ♪ - Nine.
00:10:57 What's the word for what you guys are? It's...
00:12:02 - But really quite beautiful. - NADJA: Yeah.
00:12:58 Stop sucking off your gay husband!"
00:13:54 who's eager to make friends.
00:14:53 WARREN: Well, you look a little, uh, surprised, or maybe
00:15:45 "Lionel fucking Barrymore's kids
00:16:49 - It is me, Nandor. - SEAN: Oh, no, no.
00:17:42 it's just very hard to keep track.
00:18:42 I'm sorry to cut this short, but my head is killing me.
00:20:17 I know I shouldn't be stealing
00:21:08 So we didn't have to start all over again,
00:22:06 So, back to one?
00:23:19 and then I'll kill all of them, too, so... your choice.
Cast & Characters
Kayvan Novak
Nandor the Relentless
Matt Berry
Laszlo Cravensworth
Natasia Demetriou
Nadja
Harvey Guillén
Guillermo de la Cruz
Mark Proksch
Colin Robinson / Baby Colin
Peter Francis James
Headmaster Warren
Sal Vulcano
Sal Vulcano
Jael Obasi
Vampire Kid #1
Evie Loiselle
Vampire Kid #2
Anoop Desai
Djinn
Anthony Atamanuik
Sean Rinaldi
Myrna Cabello
Silvia
David Boyce
Guidance Counselor
Sam Duncan
Child Colin #1
Violet Tinnirello
Child Colin #2
Joseph Franco
Child Colin #4
Liam McKenna
Child Colin #3
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed607
Dialogue density24.3 lines / min
First line00:00:05
Final line00:23:19
Production Record
DirectorKyle Newacheck
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,012
Factoids
Episode
What We Do in the Shadows, season 4, episode 5: Private School.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/83631/season/4/episode/5
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