What a Mess!
1995 · 143 MIN · IMDB 7.1 · 2,596 VOTES · DIR. Vladimir Menshov
Overview
The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,443 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:02:33 Could you tell us what the reaction of the President was
00:06:48 Present arms!
00:15:56 But! But first squeeze the stone out of him!
00:20:42 - But I'm kinda used to the neighbors. - The neighbors can come too.
00:24:27 Hurry, hurry, hurry, get him into the vehicle over there.
00:31:33 - Understood. - Yeah, yeah, you're gonna catch him!
00:34:31 You're right.
00:38:05 Fyodor Pavlovich
00:42:27 - First: Varya is dying, who is that? - Who is Varya?
00:48:23 Boss! Boss! Rabbitov got nabbed.
00:52:29 Timber, coal, chicken shit, now they got to our proverbs.
01:02:06 Confrontation!
01:10:34 I want him disappear out my life!
01:16:35 - The salad is all right. - Very tasty!
01:19:52 - What? - Vasen'ka! I have a little stash up there...
01:24:26 Give me the ticker, bacon.
01:31:38 What sort of company is that? This is art!
01:36:20 We're really screwed.
01:42:36 Sit! Sit down, I said!
01:47:33 Liar!
01:53:44 - Good afternoon. - Greetings.
01:58:06 If daddy is Jewsih, and mommy is Jewish - the baby is Russian?
02:04:47 Our guys! We're not forgotten!
03:08:06 Conducted by the composer.
Cast & Characters
Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov
Valeriy Garkalin
Innokentiy Shniperson
Valeriy Garkalin
Roman Almazov
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats
Vera Alentova
Zemfira Almazova
Vera Alentova
Lusiena Krolikova
Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Alekseyevna Krolikova
Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador
Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Ambassador's bodyguard
Mikhail Kokshenov
Ambassador's bodyguard
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,443
Dialogue density10.1 lines / min
First line00:02:33
Final line03:08:06
Production Record
DirectorVladimir Menshov
LanguageRussian
Budget$1,200,000
IMDb votes2,596