What a Mess!
1995 · 143 MIN · IMDB 7.1 · 2,596 VOTES · DIR. Vladimir Menshov
Overview
The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,443 lines
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00:02:33 Could you tell us what the reaction of the President was
00:06:44 The diamond - Savior of Russia!
00:15:41 - So, first, smear Rabbitov on the pavement. - Roger, boss!
00:20:22 God bless nobody so.
00:24:09 What?
00:30:56 Vasyatka! Escaped again? My tenacious little boy!
00:34:10 *Hair - straight, black.*
00:37:35 named "Dip-Yo-Junk-In-Chai".
00:40:53 Mom, mom! What kind of stunt is this?
00:47:19 Forgive me, Israel, son of Ivan!
00:51:38 But in America? I don't think...
00:56:43 Innokenty Ivanovich!
01:09:07 But from this day - no! Now I only love you, madam!
01:14:15 "Russians off the Romani homeland, from the Pacific Ocean to the Baltic Sea!!"
01:18:40 - Outstanding... - ... composer.
01:22:44 *Impersonating Roman Diamondov, the chief of a Gypsy band*
01:27:43 You and I will have a talk after!
01:34:08 - She stayed over my place. - Why would she do that?
01:39:22 You're not the first, who interrupts my journey to the State Duma.
01:45:14 Your eyes so green, Your words deceptive
01:50:00 We're only friends. How strange...
01:55:58 I'm not your brother! I'm your wife. Ex-wife!
02:00:36 Port Rybachy's dissolved in the fog, Our land of birth. [twice]
02:07:49 For the re-acquisition of the diamond "Savior of Russia".
Cast & Characters
Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov
Valeriy Garkalin
Innokentiy Shniperson
Valeriy Garkalin
Roman Almazov
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats
Vera Alentova
Zemfira Almazova
Vera Alentova
Lusiena Krolikova
Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Alekseyevna Krolikova
Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador
Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Ambassador's bodyguard
Mikhail Kokshenov
Ambassador's bodyguard
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,443
Dialogue density10.1 lines / min
First line00:02:33
Final line02:07:49
Production Record
DirectorVladimir Menshov
LanguageRussian
Budget$1,200,000
IMDb votes2,596