What a Carve Up!

1961 · 84 MIN · IMDB 6.3 · 1,052 VOTES · DIR. Pat Jackson

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Overview

Ernie's Uncle Gabriel has just died but to claim his inheritance he must spend the night in the ancestral family home with the rest of his rather eccentric relatives. Ernie's imagination has been affected by his constant immersion in cheap horror novels, but his wildest fears turn out to be justified when the guests begin to drop dead.

Dialogue Timeline — 894 lines

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00:02:20 Stealthily the hideous monster neared its victim.
00:05:41 - You are Mr. Ernest Broughton? - Yes, I am, indeed.
00:08:42 If you must know, this is a sad time for me.
00:12:30 I be from London. Just got off the train.
00:15:38 - This is yours. - Yeah, hang onto it.
00:20:02 I take it he is your batman.
00:24:02 - Norman blood there, I should think. - 90% proof.
00:27:24 Highly charmed.
00:30:17 Pardon my back, old man.
00:33:37 - He was er... - Busy? Nonsense.
00:37:04 What I said just no about the murderer being one of us...
00:40:06 Mark my words.
00:44:26 Marvellous. I can't leave you alone for five minutes.
00:48:35 I don't know. It's just one of those remarkable things in life.
00:55:59 Perhaps you'll give me a few piano lessons in London.
00:58:47 Somebody else. The murderer.
01:01:44 I shall go to my room.
01:04:07 - Lying, it must be him. - I think not.
01:07:13 Don't go away. I'll be back.
01:11:33 I sent Ernest for them and I haven't seen him since.
01:14:42 - Who owns the house? - Gabriel Broughton, but he's dead.
01:17:12 Go and get the other gentleman.
01:20:12 - It's ridiculous. - Certainly.
01:24:30 Subtitles: Corvusalbus

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed894
Dialogue density10.6 lines / min
First line00:02:20
Final line01:24:30

Production Record

DirectorPat Jackson
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes1,052