Weekend at Bernie's
1989 · 97 MIN · IMDB 6.4 · 65,332 VOTES · DIR. Ted Kotcheff
Overview
Two young insurance corporation employees try to pretend that their murdered employer is alive by puppeteering his dead body, leading a hitman to attempt to track him down to finish him off.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,368 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:04 Oh, God.
00:05:02 There's more than one check issued on the same life insurance policy claim.
00:08:28 Quite a bit after lunch.
00:11:58 Bet that thing moves, huh? Jesus.
00:15:19 just to make sure that you've gotten everything.
00:19:00 Okay.
00:23:13 I like it. It's home.
00:28:06 What are you doing here? I fired you last week.
00:31:58 I got it right here. It says it's the last house on the point, top of the dune.
00:35:31 We'll get the blood circulating.
00:39:28 Hi, Bernie.
00:42:50 Incidentally, you're a disgusting human being.
00:46:19 - What a kidder. - Bernie, you had a little too much.
00:50:44 What?
00:55:17 What difference does it make, we might as well get this over with.
01:00:25 - No. - Here we go.
01:04:27 Play it back, please.
01:08:03 - What are you doing? - What do you want?
01:12:03 Rich, grab him. Grab a leg.
01:14:59 Do something, Rich.
01:18:40 Coming around.
01:22:14 - on a dead body. - I'm getting swimmer's ear.
01:26:14 This way.
100:00:00 - This is the note. Listen.
Cast & Characters
Andrew McCarthy
Larry Wilson
Jonathan Silverman
Richard Parker
Catherine Mary Stewart
Gwen Saunders
Terry Kiser
Bernie Lomax
Don Calfa
Paulie, Vito's Hit Man
Catherine Parks
Tina, Vito's Girl
Eloise DeJoria
Tawny
Greg Salata
Marty, Vito's Assistant
Louis Giambalvo
Vito
Ted Kotcheff
Jack Parker, Richard's Dad
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,368
Dialogue density14.1 lines / min
First line00:00:04
Final line100:00:00
Production Record
DirectorTed Kotcheff
LanguageEnglish
Budget$6,500,000
Revenue$30,218,387
IMDb votes65,332