Wednesday — S01E01 — Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe

00:00:24 I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was

00:05:08 I promise you, my little viper,

00:06:43 until they rip your throat out.

00:09:49 I've assigned you to your mother's old dorm.

00:11:32 Oh look, there's my mother smirking at me.

00:13:05 But they broke up at the beginning of the semester.

00:14:50 to contact me the minute you darken their doorstep.

00:17:34 There's an arm in that tree over there,

00:19:28 Turn that off.

00:21:00 That means keep your claws to yourself, and no smothering people in their sleep.

00:24:34 I never thought it was possible to be an outcast in a school full of outcasts.

00:26:39 Yeah, it... it was my godmother's funeral.

00:28:36 And we both know how vain you are.

00:30:45 So, for instance, when someone bullies your brother,

00:32:19 The relationship I found most intriguing

00:34:49 I need a tri-wing screwdriver and a four-millimeter Allen wrench.

00:36:22 Uh...

00:38:35 This little thing took down three boys?

00:42:49 Why aren't you wolfing out?

00:45:21 Still think you're weird as shit, though.

00:47:32 I don't want you talking to her. I want you home by 12:00.

00:49:55 Now my train leaves in an hour. We're burning moonlight.

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