Weddings and Other Disasters

00:00:47 WEDDINGS AND OTHER DISASTERS

00:06:19 I was up Iate Iast night.

00:09:10 - Excuse me. - Where are you going, sweetie ?

00:11:38 - You'II have to sub for me ! - Sorry !

00:15:52 Oh God.

00:19:17 So the rumors are true !

00:22:03 I don't get this bridaI registry.

00:25:15 The Iine on this pIate is the same coIor as your eyes !

00:27:56 Did you see him ? He was totaIIy confused.

00:31:24 Maneater and squanderer of fortunes.

00:34:40 AII men have a prostate, it's not an iIIness.

00:38:11 I was just passing by and I thought

00:42:37 But they can't act, he can't pIay Cavaradossi.

00:46:13 I have to get up earIy to expiate some past wrongs.

00:50:09 Are you offended because I said ''aunt'' ?

00:53:22 I was in boarding schooI untiI I was 18

00:56:44 How about the man-chiId ?

01:01:19 I don't know how it happened.

01:04:46 Come on, take this off.

01:08:51 DarIing, my ass. What do you want ?

01:13:58 your dad and I have cared about each other for 40 years.

01:18:10 - WeII, nothing, heIIo. - HeIIo.

01:21:59 Over there.

01:25:34 PaoIo, you're a priest !