Wedding Crashers
2005 · 119 MIN · IMDB 7.0 · 384,969 VOTES · DIR. David Dobkin
Overview
John and his buddy, Jeremy are emotional criminals who know how to use a woman's hopes and dreams for their own carnal gain. Their modus operandi: crashing weddings. Normally, they meet guests who want to toast the romantic day with a random hook-up. But when John meets Claire, he discovers what true love – and heartache – feels like.
Dialogue Timeline — 2,344 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:03 - I don't have custody of the kids. - Yeah.
00:04:24 Am I eating? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested?
00:09:34 - And we're gonna get drunk. - Ha-ha!
00:14:11 I hope just 50, but who knows?
00:19:32 Yeah?
00:25:49 Could I just have one more of the samplers here?
00:31:22 - and light up a couple of cigars? - Stogies?
00:36:03 - So, you gonna give a toast? - Yes.
00:41:22 - The problem's not solved. - Deal us in.
00:46:11 - John! Red seven! - What? I don't know
00:50:27 Dry hump me up and down the field all afternoon.
00:55:34 Venture capitalist. The backbone of the system.
01:00:47 Mom make you feel her tits?
01:06:33 Shh, shh, shh! You'll wake my dad.
01:12:58 and it's gonna go into crisis lockdown mode here at the house.
01:18:27 that maybe we could check out
01:23:27 And then you get caught up in it
01:28:45 Jeremy!
01:33:36 Yes or no?
01:40:25 - to get my ass kicked by Sack again? - Sack did that to you?
01:45:42 Can't let a little pissing and moaning break tradition.
01:50:54 - Yesterday? - Yeah.
01:56:02 I met a lot of girls.
02:01:14 # And these shoes I got for free #
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed2,344
Dialogue density19.7 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line02:01:14
Production Record
DirectorDavid Dobkin
LanguageEnglish
Budget$40,000,000
Revenue$288,500,000
IMDb votes384,969