We're the Millers

00:00:02 MAN [ON COMPUTER]: Oh, my God...

00:05:11 Hey, Rose. I know you're "technically" on break, but I need a lap dance. Table five.

00:10:14 DAVID: Please don't tell me where we're going. I love surprises.

00:14:35 Oh, jeez. I'm awful sorry, officer.

00:19:45 WOMAN: David Clark?

00:25:03 This thing is ridiculous.

00:30:15 - This is a little more than a smidge. - Oh, dear.

00:34:58 - David, suck his dick. - Rose.

00:39:32 I was against the name at first, but the missus has a real soft spot...

00:44:19 You mean this gringo with the haircut of a donkey.

00:48:54 doesn't mean you should interrupt. Don't be rude.

00:53:31 Nonsense! Oh, give me the baby. Give me that baby!

00:57:50 CASEY: String. DAVID: Come on, son.

01:02:52 Watch.

01:07:25 I don't wanna be a sweet, inexperienced guy who's never been worth kissing.

01:12:16 I just treat Rose like she's a stripper.

01:17:16 You stand in the front Just a shakin' your ass.

01:22:42 No problem. That's fine with me.

01:27:07 DAVID: Uh-huh.

01:31:27 "Hey, it's me, Casey, I'm not dead in a ditch." LOL, picture of a whale, ♪YOLO.

01:36:14 And no one will miss your fucking nerd music.

01:40:51 Okay, okay, I'm going, I'm going. Please, please.

01:45:06 I want to kill you. All of you.

01:50:33 [CHATTERING OVER COMPUTER]