We'll Never Have Paris
2014 · 89 MIN · IMDB 4.6 · 3,848 VOTES · DIR. Simon Helberg, Jocelyn Towne
Overview
Quinn, a neurotic man, is diagnosed with a harmless eye condition and soon after his life spirals out of control. He second-guesses his plans to propose to his longtime girlfriend, Devon, after his beautiful coworker, Kelsey, confesses that she has a crush on him. After a conversation with his best friend, Jameson, he clumsily tries to explain his doubts to Devon, but his possible proposal turns into a break-up. When Devon flees to Paris, he follows her in a last-ditch effort to win back "the one."
Dialogue Timeline — 1,334 lines
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00:00:47 DOCTOR: (ON TV) Like any organ does as we grow older
00:03:24 Just the lining of it.
00:07:58 Yes, there's... It's pingueculitis.
00:10:49 I think I might be in love with you.
00:13:22 I found all these white hairs on my collar.
00:17:30 They are freakishly long.
00:20:01 Sorry, I...
00:22:30 - Fuck. - I know.
00:25:58 Okay, so...
00:30:28 Quinn? Are you okay, boo?
00:35:10 Did you sleep with her?
00:37:54 See, those are the kinda things, you know
00:43:10 KELSEY: Sorry.
00:46:00 Cheers to that, man.
00:49:18 - Hi. Hey, Kurt. - Hey.
00:53:55 It sounded nice.
00:56:36 I'm sure he could tell us where the Fitzgeralds
01:01:20 It's just opened my eyes, you know?
01:05:38 Hello, hello.
01:08:51 realized I couldn't be without Devon.
01:14:30 - What is it? - Pingueculitis.
01:17:20 Well, what do I then?
01:22:01 that I wanted to give you
01:25:42 Shit, is that today?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,334
Dialogue density15.0 lines / min
First line00:00:47
Final line01:25:42
Production Record
DirectorSimon Helberg, Jocelyn Towne
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes3,848