War, Inc.
2008 · 106 MIN · IMDB 5.5 · 22,744 VOTES · DIR. Joshua Seftel
Overview
In the future, the desert country of Turaqistan is torn by a riot after private corporation Tamerlane, owned by the former Vice President of the United States, has taken over. Brand Hauser, a hitman who suppresses his emotions by gobbling down hot sauce, is hired by the corporation's head to kill the CEO of their competitors.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,274 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:02:01 Can I have a shot gIass, pIease?
00:05:59 You'II be working directIy under the viceroy just appointed by the president.
00:10:35 Passion. This is beautifuI.
00:13:20 that's the day when the Christ wiII come back.
00:16:34 Thanks to cutting-edge Tamerlane lnteractive Technology...
00:20:46 Just doing this gig, trying to make the best of a bad situation.
00:23:37 that mistakenIy hit her high schooI.
00:27:15 No.
00:31:39 If you reaIIy knew me, you'd despise me even more than you do.
00:34:56 For why? You did not kiII her.
00:39:26 Yeah, baby!
00:43:13 with Roof Branch and BIossom to restore essentiaI water services...
00:45:52 That's not good, Mr. Hauser. Not good.
00:50:27 So, we open on her, she's Iike Snow White.
00:53:36 AII right. We've deaIt with the groom. Now for the bride.
00:57:29 HeIp! I get it. I get it. HeIp! Turn it off!
01:00:45 We can be shot for anything in Turaqistan.
01:05:17 My mom wouId aIways try to get me to eat weird stuff.
01:11:31 That Iooks great. Everything you're doing is great. It's reaIIy great.
01:14:52 Oh, you mean Iike the construction guard decapitation, huh?
01:23:41 SiIIy me. I was expecting a beautifuI woman.
01:28:23 War is the improvement of investments by other means.
01:32:48 DearIy beIoved, friends, beIievers and infideIs.
01:37:45 Are you crazy? Where have you been?
Cast & Characters
John Cusack
Hauser
Marisa Tomei
Natalie Hegalhuzen
Hilary Duff
Yonica Babyyeah
Joan Cusack
Marsha Dillon
Dan Aykroyd
Mr. Vice President
Sergej Trifunovic
Ooq-Mi-Fay Taqnufmini
Ned Bellamy
Ooq-Yu-Fay Taqnufmini
Ned Bellamy
Zubleh
John McLaughlin
John McLaughlin
Montel Williams
GuideStar Voice
Ben Kingsley
Walken
Ben Kingsley
The Viceroy
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,274
Dialogue density12.0 lines / min
First line00:02:01
Final line01:37:45
Production Record
DirectorJoshua Seftel
LanguageEnglish
Budget$5,000,000
Revenue$1,296,184
IMDb votes22,744