Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie

00:00:07 Narrator: There are stories, epic and grand stories

00:03:46 Snoopy was stabbed by a spear.

00:07:19 I couldn't do that.

00:10:56 We got enough bread to arm the people, feed the people

00:14:04 Let me take a moment here...

00:18:38 are you Paula Tran?

00:22:39 You're you, she's a whole different person.

00:25:55 - Besides, I think people-- - Hey, you two.

00:28:56 Sexual Her-ass-ment.

00:32:52 This is pathetic, Ron.

00:36:31 - so... - I can see that.

00:39:28 Can I just say that I think you're fantastic?

00:42:42 Great. Right on.

00:46:05 You should avert your gaze, because you are a low-life scum

00:49:29 I really kind of found myself

00:54:07 help me.

00:57:31 - About a million times. - I guess it'll be a million and one

01:00:45 Good evening, I'm Ron Burgundy.

01:04:10 - It's good to get my parking spot back. - Brian: Yeah.

01:08:53 - You're a lot leaner. - Brian: Stop it. Guys.

01:12:41 Part of the time wanting to kill you, because of my hatred.

01:15:55 You know what? I cannot believe I did you in the hammock.

01:20:17 Have all them people follow us.

01:25:30 Champ Kind has fallen on hard times