Virtual Sexuality

00:00:39 Okay, here it goes.

00:03:21 I mean, I don't want much. Just a bit of romance.

00:06:10 Chas Lovett. Sadder than the sad people from sad city.

00:09:00 My face is my portal.

00:11:46 You want to attract a member of the opposite sex, you work at it!

00:15:36 Scanning profile. Please stand still.

00:20:45 Jesus, will you stop doing that?!

00:23:28 ...I didn't do bad, did I?

00:28:21 It's not like your social calendar's exactly groaning.

00:32:19 -Jesus, look at Carter's! -Don't point!

00:35:13 Nine inches!

00:38:28 No word from anorak city?

00:40:51 I've even had Hoover.

00:43:39 You made lover boy.

00:46:57 What does that say to you?

00:50:34 Look, it's working!

00:54:35 Rumour has it you're not out of the box yet.

00:57:31 We offer a gift for purchases over 20 pounds.

01:05:44 It's like you've read my mind.

01:08:55 We need to know how he's bolted together to re-create the process.

01:14:14 Those lovely horses...

01:18:27 -History, Fran. -Fran?

01:21:26 There has to be another way.

01:26:26 And this is mouth open.