Virtual Sexuality

00:00:39 Okay, here it goes.

00:03:24 Ciao, ice woman.

00:06:18 I'm just delivering it.

00:09:11 I don't know.

00:12:00 You know what, love? Your legs would make a lovely scarf.

00:16:11 Ears? Eyes?

00:21:05 You stuck a straw down your willy. Nurse Stevens got it out, remember?

00:25:28 Oh, my God!

00:28:56 So?

00:32:45 ...and B: publicly humiliating anyone who's not.

00:35:43 ...not that you'd go in with him.

00:39:04 Sex-change operations without the snip.

00:41:38 I guess we're just programmed.

00:44:40 He's the one. He's my jigsaw piece.

00:47:45 White witchcraft can only be used for good.

00:51:31 You just rang Sharon?

00:55:52 Thought he was your hero, your big, big mate. "Good man, Chas!"

00:59:03 Her standards are way too high. She wants wooing.

01:07:33 Where is he?

01:10:32 It's gone very quiet.

01:15:50 Sorry!

01:20:19 Save? Delete?

01:24:44 Oh, God. Look, here's Fran.

01:28:26 ..." Chas, oh, what a sweetheart!"