Veep — S06E09 — A Woman First

00:00:09 SELINA: You know how much I love the size of your jet.

00:01:14 - Finally getting paid. - Well, we'll see.

00:02:13 - Good night, ma'am. - AMY: Bye, ma'am.

00:03:33 I went to summer camp with that dude and he was too afraid to get changed

00:04:41 God damn it! Ow!

00:06:02 Catherine, I can't repeat myself every five seconds for your amusement.

00:07:23 What have you and your 47 tangled chromosomes done?

00:08:36 I started up a basketball league to endear myself to you assholes.

00:09:55 with a SUNY Binghamton degree

00:11:05 to engage in some sort of human pleasurable activity.

00:12:16 - Are there any nibbles on that Dave Barry... - Mike!

00:13:39 Why do you work for me, you stupid mustache?

00:14:49 Although, actually, one time, Andrew did hide one of his women

00:16:04 It's a perfect amount of time for a lot of these kids.

00:17:17 I thought about teaching high school,

00:18:28 Ma'am, we're getting requests for confirmation from all the big Tibetan papers,

00:19:35 Oh. Absolutely. Well, have your office, uh, get in touch with my office.

00:20:45 You'll be sorry.

00:21:57 You epileptic Picasso painting!

00:23:17 you know, I think I wanna slow things down with us.

00:24:44 Okay, thank you, Tiffany. I'm going!

00:25:55 Come on, how the fuck do you turn this thing off?

00:27:03 Is that the final title or are you...

00:28:21 "A trite, monotonous tune that's as inconsequential as any..."