Veep — S06E08 — Judge

00:00:10 SELINA: Oh, Kentucky Fried Christ!

00:01:16 - And, Madam President, it's... - Yes.

00:02:32 "to do both at the same time.

00:03:51 - Hey, hey, I was just joshing with you. -

00:04:54 That's fighting words.

00:06:10 We need a game-changer.

00:07:20 And by the way, these biscuits are amazing.

00:08:25 No, you just ate breakfast now.

00:09:28 Hey, Dan, look at my sandwich. Remind you of Jane?

00:10:37 Are these from Trader Joe's? They're delicious.

00:11:50 And the sentencing reform rollbacks for the mentally ill.

00:12:53 Yeah, Maryland had slaves. They just didn't secede.

00:14:07 Whenever I drink coffee, usually it really gets...

00:15:19 You have to stand up for yourself, stupid.

00:16:34 BEN: Jonah, you have to take the Montez deal.

00:17:48 - I'm seven years sober, ma'am. - Uh-oh.

00:19:11 Oh, God, what a mean face.

00:20:44 Aw!

00:22:04 Did your lady boss send you down to get her "tampoons," did she?

00:23:19 while pretending to be Melanie Griffith in Working Girl.

00:24:25 This is the luckiest day ever!

00:25:49 Yeah, we just cried a lot.

00:27:08 He used to say, "If that story was like a horse, it'd be a unicorn."

00:28:26 Fuck.