Veep — S06E05 — Chicklet

00:00:06 Ma'am, American University is a fine institution.

00:01:22 Get this T-shirt off of me.

00:02:39 and use it to wax Madame Tussauds' big, fat, nasty snatch!

00:03:55 - So... - You know,

00:05:04 It's not your drop-by day.

00:06:07 he was cheating on me during the entire campaign

00:07:14 - You just went. - Hey, here he is,

00:08:16 Uh... Excuse me, Shawnee.

00:09:41 - that'd be awesome. - I hope the book's done by then.

00:10:41 And get something called sausage patties.

00:11:41 Grandma Splett always said that self-pleasure was a sin.

00:12:50 - Okay. - We'll fuck again tonight at 7:30.

00:14:17 Okay, we're right in the middle of working.

00:15:28 Because my daddy was a very good family man, okay?

00:16:49 - And people are resting their... - Like, their balls?

00:18:08 Her mother and I didn't want her to see the body, and poor Barbara.

00:19:30 - Really? - And once I hit a deer,

00:20:49 He loved them and he was fucking them!

00:22:23 - Ma'am. - Just leave him.

00:23:30 Dan, if I stop being fuckable, then I am Grandma,

00:24:48 How do small-town child molesters poll?

00:26:00 - Just like FDR. - Yes.

00:27:12 She's gonna get into the school anyway.

00:28:24 - You all right? - Dominoes.