Veep — S06E02 — Library

00:00:14 Hey, ma'am, I think somebody's coming.

00:01:34 - Supermodels are your height. - It doesn't matter. She's dead. Who cares?

00:02:38 No, no, no,

00:03:49 Can I bring anything?

00:04:55 It's Brazilian music. Andrew gave it to me.

00:05:59 and reflect on what this cock-suck of a country did to me.

00:07:07 Ellen. Have you guys seen Ellen?

00:08:04 Jane, this piece was your idea. I didn't even wanna do it.

00:09:23 Can I borrow you for a second, Miss Brookheimer?

00:10:35 The girl will be different.

00:11:45 And of course, you would be offered a full tenured professorship.

00:12:52 Not that it matters,

00:14:07 - I do, yes. Huh? - Wear something tight.

00:15:17 This is thrilling news! I have to tell the world!

00:16:44 Okay, so, who's the big, swinging dick at this fundraising gangbang tonight?

00:17:54 "Andrew, we ruined your wife's pretty office chair.

00:19:21 In this case, he gave me both.

00:20:39 Maybe this isn't a good time for you to get pregnant.

00:22:04 - and then there's this nickname stuff. - What nickname stuff are you talking about?

00:23:17 - How the fuck can you say that? - I can say that...

00:24:37 - Well... - Well, that's not gonna happen.

00:25:59 and no dirty talk for Uncle Buddy then.

00:27:01 So, unless you enjoy the thrill of waking up in a basement torture dungeon...

00:28:28 And Amen.