Veep — S05E07 — Congressional Ball

00:00:06 SELINA: Congresswoman Nickerson, I just want you to know

00:01:31 Check out the tits in the third row.

00:02:45 Well, I suppose putting a few pictures up of Muhammad never hurt anyone.

00:03:48 except I'm gonna leave Matt Damon there,

00:04:47 I'll move in and squirt a half gallon of ropey jism

00:06:13 Would you vote to raise the debt ceiling?

00:07:25 piles of snow connected by a covered bridge.

00:08:31 Mike has been getting a bunch of questions

00:09:47 Maybe you can help her, Marjorie. Pull it back.

00:10:48 Listen, you can't say a word, but our surrogate is pregnant.

00:12:01 Tell him why, Will.

00:13:07 Actually, she's the only member of the Gay and Lesbian Caucus.

00:14:23 I had such plans for you, Richard.

00:15:36 He knows I don't keep my promises.

00:16:45 Okay, and she's down on her knees

00:17:55 Oh...

00:19:03 Come. You can't get away.

00:20:09 This is unbelievable. Please.

00:21:49 Hi, I'm Jonah Ryan. Running for Congress.

00:23:03 Our work is done here. Tell Selina hello.

00:24:18 And congratulations. You, too.

00:25:49 for special advisor, but she insisted

00:27:05 We're about the same place we were

00:28:26 about the first daughter's lesbianism.